It's not about the economy, nor jobs, nor wages, nor human rights, it's about golf.

At least for one wealthy, geriatric white man with questionable cognition and a whole lot of power, except for when his narcissistic personality disorder flares. Then it is all about the Revenge.

As viewers learned last week during the chaotic presidential debate, golf stats are apparently of vital importance in deciding the leader of our country.

As the pair were questioned about their ages, Trump made a compelling argument for his fitness for the most powerful position in the world, declaring, “I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships .”

He continued, “To do that, you have to be quite smart and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He [Biden] doesn’t do it. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”

A seemingly stunned Biden then responded with an ultimatum:, “I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a six. And by the way, I told you before, I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?”

And so the back-and-forth began.

Trump: “That’s the biggest lie that he’s a six handicap, of all.”

Biden: “I was eight handicap.”

Trump: “Yeah.”

Biden: “Eight, but I have—you know how many…”

Trump: “I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.”

Debate moderators Dana Bash and Jake Tapper then directed the aged ex-leader onto less important topics, like a peaceful transition of power.

Compliments should go to any Americans hitting the links today–congratulations on your presidential aura.

On Tuesday night, Stormy Daniels told MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow that Donald Trump’s supporters have bombarded her with threats since she testified at the Manhattan hush money trial that made the ex-president a convicted felon.

The porn star said she’s received Facebook threats “from people in my own community” and messages from strangers warning “they were going to rape everybody in my family, including my young daughter, before they killed them.”

The situation has apparently gotten so dire that her friends are pitching a fundraiser asking for donations to help the former adult film actress move to a safe house and pay back her hefty legal fees.

During the segment, Maddow plugged a GoFundMe page titled “I Stand with Stormy Daniels”—created by her friend and former manager Dwayne Crawford, who’s now raised more than $700,000 of his $1 million goal as of Wednesday afternoon.

“We have had front-row seats to the parts of this story that don’t fit neatly into click-bait headlines,” Crawford wrote on the fundraising site, adding that her pals have witnessed the consequences of her speaking out against Trump, including her “not knowing whether or not her family will have a home come August.”

“It’s become unsafe for her family and her pets,” Crawford added. “Her horses have been shot twice now by protesters and even mainstream media paparazzi trying to provoke her out of her home. As if that’s not bad enough, Trump is still tangling her up in lawsuits in an effort to bleed her dry financially because his cult of minions will foot the bill for him to do so.”

“Stormy needs help to relocate her family to somewhere they can feel safe and live life on their terms,” Crawford continued on the crowdfunding site. “She needs assistance to be able to continue to pay the mounting court fees so that Trump doesn’t just win because his pocketbook seems endless.”

Crawford added that Daniels continues to fight the defamation suit judgment in court and as part of the litigation, requests for her child’s personal information.

The adult film actress made similar claims on Maddow, saying, “Trump is trying to make, I believe, trying to make an example out of me.” Daniels alleges Trump’s lawyers are demanding she be held in contempt and also face arrest.

Daniels also told the MSNBC anchor that her attorney’s fees total over $500,000 in connection with a defamation suit she filed against Trump in 2018.

“Do you have any means of paying that?” Maddow asked.

“No, and nor do I think I should. It’s not fair,” Daniels replied.

Stormy stans have heeded the call on social media.

“Did not have giving money to @StormyDaniels on my bingo card for today but I did and you should too if you can,” one X user wrote, referencing the Maddow interview.

Karoli Kuns, managing editor of the website Crooks and Liars, shared a link to the GoFundMe that was reposted nearly 2,000 times. “Did you watch the interview?” Kuns posted on X. “He’s bullying her and threatening her 13-year-old daughter.”

Writer E. Jean Carroll, who won a total of $88 million in two trials accusing Trump of rape and defamation, also appeared to support the effort. “I’d be happy to help!!” she tweeted on Tuesday night.

Daniels told Maddow her professional life has also been upended by her testimony against Trump.

“I’ve lost a lot more than I’ve made,” she said. “Mostly my peace, mostly my daughter’s privacy, and time, time I’ll never get back with her.”

Of course Trump has repeatedly denied having sex with Daniels. but he passed up the opportunity to deny sex with Daniels under oath.

That’s because of the evidence that Donald Trump boasted about having sex with adult film star Stormy Daniels at the 2006 golf tournament where the two met to a celebrity athlete who played the tournament.

The athlete also told The Daily Beast that a decade later, in the run-up to the 2016 election, he received anonymous calls from strangers asking what he remembered of that weekend.

Though Trump sometimes referred to Daniels indirectly as a “porn star,” the athlete said, he emphasized that it was understood among the golfers who heard the boasts that Trump, at the time best known as the host of reality TV show The Apprentice, was saying he had slept with Daniels.

“It was clear to me and everyone who heard him that he was talking about Stormy,” the athlete said, adding that Trump encouraged other celebs to try to have sex with Daniels, behavior the athlete described as “crass,” “gross,” and “stupid.”

“He’d say all these things like, ‘You’ve gotta bang a porn star, it’s incredible,’ and, ‘It added 20 yards to my drive today,’”

Golf and sex. Not the economy, nor the constitution, nor our veterans, nor standing strong against Americas enemies. Golf, sex, and revenge are the things most important to Trump..